.IWrestledABearOnce.

jewishprick:

i’m not saying we should have sex but we should

lokisha-laufeyfey:

tumblr: home of people with the lowest self esteem, who still think they’re better than everyone else

(Source: psych0phant)

teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but

(Source: ursorum)

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

(Source: dogs420)