If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
I am a vegan, and I support this message.
wow nice vegans exist, here have some carrots nice vegan
(Source: a8sconds, via saysomething-stupid)
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
i’m so glad this is back, it makes me so happy
(Source: inthelifeofa, via a-writer-at-heart)
i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
(Source: ghosthostessarchiveblog, via maximumstop)
Jumba you lying little shit
I’m sorry to tell you this but u r diagnosed with white girl
im glad y’all think this is funny but if it said black girl instead, it wouldnt be so funny huh?