laugh-addict:

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lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

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acousticechelon:

I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR

egberts:

im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

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