I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb
arent bears just face pubes
i meant beards but bears r pubes all over
(Source: statichroma)
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
(Source: increasedappetite)
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
(Source: sadkagamine)
let me just slip in to something more comfortable
like your vagina
So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
Omfg this is amazing
I thought it’d be funny but now it won’t come of my screen
it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science